good day sir,
i is tok to you todae abaut thees wunderfool faestivarl you is organaising.
i heer abaut thees thru mine frens in thees lovely cuntry and have spasially fly here to see
i hope you is generus and can giv me 2 tikkets, in retun i promis to deposit US$1,789,234 in a spasial swiss bank [...]
