good day sir,
i is tok to you todae abaut thees wunderfool faestivarl you is organaising.
i heer abaut thees thru mine frens in thees lovely cuntry and have spasially fly here to see
i hope you is generus and can giv me 2 tikkets, in retun i promis to deposit US$1,789,234 in a spasial swiss bank accaunt, witch is the money left behaind by rich afrikaan diamon tradar by name of jeff objokistanimojo.
all i is ask is 2 tikkets to musik fastival and small transferrance fee of $2,550 to help transferrance prosesss