In the name of the ox/cow/bull

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows. 
You sell one and buy a bull. 
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. 
You sell them and retire on the income.  

AN  AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have  two cows. 
You sell one and force the other to  produce the milk of four cows.
You are  surprised when the cow drops dead. 

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.  
You go on strike because you want three cows.  

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. 
You redesign them so they are  one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever  cow cartoon images called ‘Cowkimon’ and market them Worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.  
You re-engineer them so they live for 100  years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. 
Both are mad. 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. 
You break for lunch.. 

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. 
You charge others for storing them . 

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.  
You have 300 people milking them. 
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. 
You do not employ the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.  
You worship them. 

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.  
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk  at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you  raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the
supply. 
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and  they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.  

And last but not least,

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.  
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

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